Kenny McNugget 
Stayed Gone (English X French ft. Spanish AUDIO)
Songs/Voices Used:
Stayed Gone (English) – Christian Borle (Vox), Amir Talai (Alastor), Joel Perez (Valentino)
Stayed Gone (French) – Arnaud Léonard (Vox), Maxime Hoareau (Alastor)
Stayed Gone (Latin Spanish) – Javier Jiménez (Valentino)
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• Stayed Gone Lyrics (English X French ft. Latin Spanish Mashup):
Vox: That fucker is back!
Valentino: Sí, I thought he was gone for good too.
Vox: It’s been seven years!
Valentino: ¿Aún te jode que casi perdieras esa vez?
Vox: Uh, fuck you!
Valentino: Just saying.
Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town.
Valentino: That’s for sure.
Vox: I got to send a message of who’s really in charge of things now.
(Valentino chuckles)
(Vox:)
Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish
That you’d stayed gone
Tu n’es plus
Le bienvenu ici-bas
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
(Director: Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3, 2…)
(Welcome to the show)
(Vox:)
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town (Welcome to the show)
After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight’s program!
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why’s he hangin’ around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I’ve got good news
He’s a loser, a fossil
And, I don’t mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!
Vous pouvez m’faire confiance
Voler mon public ? Impossible !
Son bla-bla n’a plus aucune cible
Ce n’est qu’une voix qui parasite
Un vieux bruit de fond qui crépite
Qu’il reparte en vacances et vite
Il devrait prendre la fuite !
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare!
Depuis qu’il a foutu l’camp,
Putain,
C’qu’on est bien maint’nant !
(Alastor:)
Salutations! Good to be back on the air
Vous avez longtemps réclamé un média stylé qui vous propose de la qualité
Écoutez-moi !
(Vox : C’est quoi, cette vieille voix ?)
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
(Vox: Come on!)
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
(Vox: Ignore his chirping!)
Every day, he’s got a new format
(Vox:)
You’re looking at the future!
Lui, c’est la merde qui vient avant ça !
(Alastor:)
Vox est-il indispensable
Ou bien tout juste passable ?
Son image et sa voix me donnent la migraine
(Vox : J’ai la haine !)
And here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
(Vox: Hold on!)
I said no, and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!
Vox: (glitches) You old-timey prick
J’vais t’faire souffrir—ir
Alastor : Oh oh, la télé est en train d’frire
Vox : Tu vas crever—!
Alastor: I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal
(Alastor:)
Laissez-moi
Vous rappelez simplement qui je suis
Tune on in
When I’m done
Vox va regretter d’avoir joué
On va s’régaler
(Alastor laughs)
Vox: Fuuuuuck!
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